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Random iPhone Photos or Death Plot by Cats?

Somewhere near the corner of 1,600 hundred photos and needing to upgrade my iPhone I realized I had a problem–lack of iPhone space. This required the shifting through of said photos, with the intention of deleting all of those blurry scenes of kids who never sit still and the what-was-I-thinking selfies. Too bad I wasn’t prepared for what I found, a bunch of seemingly random photos that I don’t remember taking.

There can be only one explanation. Frustrated with my ineptitude to understand the basics and my sad lack of telepathy skills, the cats have resorted to trying to communicate through my iPhone. After all, I do stare at the phone more than I stare at them, which has got to be frustrating for superior beings such as themselves.

So, I share these with you for you to make your own conclusions, but I think I have figured out what they have been trying to tell me.

snow

That white cats have secret snow stealth powers.

 

cat in kitchen

That their butts are not big. More food is required.

 

cat selfie

That the food thing was not a request.

 

manicure

That I should be using those nails to scratch delicately behind the ears. Anywhere else is not advisable.

 

living room and cat

That sometimes life is art. Sometimes life is also food.

 

speedometer

That if they had opposable thumbs, they would drive themselves to restaurants. Seafood ones.

 

photo copy 6

That it takes a lot of work to get the sofa pillows just right. I should stop fluffing them.

 

bird in window

That these might be good to eat.

 

cat on stairs

That they know where I sleep…

 

legs

…Oh yes they do.

 

black cat portrait

That they are much better at taking selfies than I am.

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